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AUG
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- American Apparel Style 8301 hot short underwear
- 95% combed cotton, 5% spandex jersey
- 5 ounce, low weist and amazing stretch for support
- 3/4 inch hem

Xbox Live Achievements are usually a right bastard to beat. Finishing Expert in Guitar Hero II. Achieving the Rank of Elite in Rainbow Six: Vegas. Defeating General RAAM on Insane difficulty. All of these may have been difficult. However, I can guarantee that all of them and any other achievements which you've managed to accomplish on your lovely 360 were nothing compared to the task of unlocking this one. It'll take skill, cunning, alcohol, lying about your job and what car you drive, and possibly spiking drinks with extra shots of absinthe, but I believe it is possible.

"Yep.."

"WOULD."

"Just out of interest, is she clean-shaven?"

"What a lovely angle. One for the "Bookmarks" folder, I think."

Best of luck with this challenge, my fellow social-outcasts. Remember; keep your eye on the goal, and give 'em hell. GameFaqs will not avail you, here. Nor will an Action Replay. Not even a mod-chip can help you with this one. You hath never faced a challenge such as this, but fear it not, brave Sir Nerd. If you can get to the end of Galaga, then surely this is attainable. Aeris Gainsborough didn't die (OMGz spoiler!) for you to just go and wimp-out, now. May the farce be with you, you be-speckled fat-arses. The gamer-humor underwear is available here

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Martin @ August 17, 2007, 3:47 pm Quote
	WOULD. I know you can only see her groin, but she's pretty-much got to be quit fit if she's that toned, eh lads? What is life? But a small victory over what eventually kills you anyway? Quote: dartmonkey If my 360 dies outside warranty I'll gut it and use it to incubate ostrich eggs.

knighty @ August 17, 2007, 3:52 pm Quote
	So how many points is this achievement worth? knighty \| Admin \| Graphics and code

Tim~Tam @ August 17, 2007, 3:57 pm Quote
	And the real suprise is that its a tranzy in there. "It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird"

Martin @ August 17, 2007, 4:00 pm Quote
	Quote: knighty So how many points is this achievement worth? Millions. What is life? But a small victory over what eventually kills you anyway? Quote: dartmonkey If my 360 dies outside warranty I'll gut it and use it to incubate ostrich eggs.

Tin Can Man @ August 17, 2007, 4:38 pm Quote
	AERIS DIED?

Martin @ August 17, 2007, 4:47 pm Quote
	Well, yes and no. But you knew that already, you slag What is life? But a small victory over what eventually kills you anyway? Quote: dartmonkey If my 360 dies outside warranty I'll gut it and use it to incubate ostrich eggs.

Sprite @ August 17, 2007, 5:00 pm Quote
	Those really can't be that comfortable. Teeny-tiny underwear never is.

Martin @ August 17, 2007, 5:10 pm

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Quote: Sprite

Those really can't be that comfortable. Teeny-tiny underwear never is.

This is something I've always been curious about. Girls always seem to wear horribly painful-looking undies. Every girl I've ever shagged has always had a thong or something on. Do girls think we mind? Speaking personally, it wouldn't really bother me if a bird had horrid-looking huge flannelette knickers on. Sure, thongs and other assorted little tight undies look nicer, but all I really care about is getting them off.

"Yeah yeah, they're very nice kecks, love. Now get 'em off." - me.

Though I must admit, novelty-undies like this would make me chuckle.

What is life? But a small victory over what eventually kills you anyway?

Quote: dartmonkey

If my 360 dies outside warranty I'll gut it and use it to incubate ostrich eggs.

Megadanxzero @ August 17, 2007, 5:38 pm Quote
	Yeah... I get the feeling I'd get a slap if I started laughing during sex though...

Martin @ August 17, 2007, 5:57 pm

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Haha, yeah they don't like it. They automatically assume you're laughing at them, even when you're not. Lol, once, I accidentally dribbled a bit on my (ex) girlfriend's back when I was giving her one, and I just couldn't help but laugh. We ended up having a massive row over it. She wouldn't believe that I wasn't laughing at her. A whole week went by before she would do the no-pants dance with me again

P.S. Dribbled a bit from my mouth, just in case anyone's wondering.

What is life? But a small victory over what eventually kills you anyway?

Quote: dartmonkey

If my 360 dies outside warranty I'll gut it and use it to incubate ostrich eggs.

Takeo @ August 17, 2007, 6:42 pm Quote
	Yea I would... "Just out of interest, is she clean-shaven?" sure looks that way... Blaise Pascal: "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction." Lazurus Long: "Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending."

Martin @ August 17, 2007, 6:45 pm Quote
	Well, that's what I thought. But then, I also thought that the hint of shadow makes it look as if she might keep a bit of hair on her biff. Have a closer look at that pic (pic 3) What is life? But a small victory over what eventually kills you anyway? Quote: dartmonkey If my 360 dies outside warranty I'll gut it and use it to incubate ostrich eggs.

Sprite @ August 17, 2007, 8:54 pm Quote
	Quote: Martin Do girls think we mind? Yep. Girls think that unless they're wearing some of the smallest underwear ever invented, then the bloke they want to shag is going to be repulsed and laugh at her. My gender is very insecure.

Martin @ August 18, 2007, 7:47 am

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Yeah, I've always thought that's what it was. Insecurities are kind of cute, though

Edit: But not when you say to your gf-

"You look beautiful today."

And she fucking goes-

"What? So I don't look beautiful every other day!?"

Seriously, wtf? I can't even say you're beautiful without doing something wrong?

What is life? But a small victory over what eventually kills you anyway?

Quote: dartmonkey

If my 360 dies outside warranty I'll gut it and use it to incubate ostrich eggs.

Sprite @ August 18, 2007, 6:15 pm Quote
	I've never understood that one meself.

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