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#1 Sly @ April 23, 2008, 12:43 am
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So I was browsing the lower shelves of my local sex store in anticipation of the latest Anal Driller 6000 model, when I tripped over the antler of a passing stallion. Asking what my business was trampling on his extremities I proceded to spit on his boyfriend. Attempt at record for most cucumbers inserted into one body ensued.

Anything interesting happen to you guys today?




#2 Raff @ April 23, 2008, 1:28 am
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Shat myself in Woolworths in front of Lawrence Llewelyn-Bowen.




#3 Sly @ April 23, 2008, 12:09 pm
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Was that a seductive measure?



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