Taught me, maths in year 8, as well as History in year 9.

Took him a full 20 minutes to mark half of the roll, wick class.

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"It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird"

Aaaah... My Year 9 History teacher lost all our textbooks and any work that we did on paper within a week of us doing it... He ended up just telling us jokes all lesson.

I still don't get how the hell I managed to get the highest grade... I assume there was some sort of skullduggery going on

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Funnily enough I was top of the class too. Prolly since I was moved to the front of the class since the second week.

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"It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird"

Anyone else find that teachers teaching subjects are nearly always in the same mold (bar a few exceptions).

Physics:
Brown suited, old guys, who are really boring but really nice.

ICT:
This may just be me, but both my teachers so far have been fat women, which is just odd.

PE:
Men: Grumpy, unwilling to give any attention to anyone except Jocks. Women are pretty much the same.

Maths:
Boring people who ramble on.

Graphcom/ Technology:
Jesus, where to begin. Geneally bald, balding men who spend have the lesson explaining something you've already been taught, as well as being perfectionists. At least you remember stuff though.

Anyone got some more?

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English student on work experience always has either a great rack or a lovely peachy bum

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I'm sitting, on the roof of my house
With a shotgun
And a six pack of beers,six pack of beers,six pack of beers.
The news copter says the enemies among us,
As bombs explode on the 30 bus,
Kill your middle class indecision,
Now is not the time for a liberal thought

How has this gone from an introduction topic to a talking about teachers topic?

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What is life? But a small victory over what eventually kills you anyway?

Quote: dartmonkey

If my 360 dies outside warranty I'll gut it and use it to incubate ostrich eggs.

"Stop wandering around like a Jew and sit down." That's what my Physics teacher always used to say to me.

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You'd never get away with that now, would you? Ha.

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What is life? But a small victory over what eventually kills you anyway?

Quote: dartmonkey

If my 360 dies outside warranty I'll gut it and use it to incubate ostrich eggs.

Do Jews wander around? Never heard of that one.

There was a lot of shit my teachers said that they would get fired for if the school wasn't a catholic only school.

"Those fucking steel rods schools"
"Dirty hun loyalists fucks"

50 year old men saying this.

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I'm sitting, on the roof of my house
With a shotgun
And a six pack of beers,six pack of beers,six pack of beers.
The news copter says the enemies among us,
As bombs explode on the 30 bus,
Kill your middle class indecision,
Now is not the time for a liberal thought

They wandered around in the desert for forty years.

He was sound, our Physics teacher. We always called him Frankie instead of sir. He had a bitter rivalry with our Geography teacher, who looked like Bin Laden.

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Wow TCM, that's amazing... Especially the Technology one... You got my old Product Design teacher PERFECT O.o Well actually I had 2, and the woman was the most blatant dyke you've ever seen <.<

There are exceptions to the rule though, for example, my two favourite teachers were IT and Maths teachers. The IT teacher bullshitted so much it's unbelievable, but he insulted the idiots in our class and let us screw around (A whole day of playing Unreal Tournament across the school network... Brilliant...). The Maths teacher was by far the most interesting and fun teacher I've ever had, and it's because of him that I didn't realise I fucking hated Maths until the start of 6th Form, after he left >.>

Actually I had a great English teacher too, who spent all lesson insulting the chavs and talking to me and a friend about Red Hot Chili Peppers and The Pixies...

Generally speaking though, those are spot on. I'd say the Physics one goes for any Science teacher really

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I've had several different Maths teacher types.

My last one was incredibly... forceful. You couldn't say no to him (just ask Lightmare) and he spent the entire lesson taking the piss out of people in class. Great teacher though, I would've had a better grade for sure if I'd have attended more lessons

For my GCSEs I had a short, gay bloke who taught fairly well but had an explosive temper. Not a great combination with my class, I'll tell ya.

Physics and PE are spot on. I had about 6 and only 1 broke the mold and actually paid attention to me despite the fact I'm shit at sports

ICT for me has two molds: the fat women who can't teach and the bloke who can't teach

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Do you think there's a single non-shit IT teacher in the country? Everyone always goes on about how useless their IT teachers are in Secondary school...

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My A-Level ones were shit too. -Especially one, he lost my coursework.

Edited by Sprite, 15.09.2007

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Thinking about it, the teachers at our school aren't bad. Of course a few teachers come into mind that you have to wonder what happened but a lot of them are pretty good. For example, our Physics teacher is relatively young and very professional and is a pretty cool guy. Our whole PE department is probably the most laid back and easily approachable teachers in the school.

However, I can think of at least one teacher I've ever had that fits Tin Can Man's descriptions. Freaky.

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And fate is setting up the chessboard while death rolls out the dice. Anyone for tennis, wouldn't that be nice?

My software design teacher is the bomb, smarter than the class, and so funny. We replaced her chair with a shorter one, she goes to sit down and falls the extra 10cm and just goes "SHIT".

Went to the finals for the programming competition, and when we were getting dinner she just watched us stealing Glasses and shit from everywhere we went, I also got a beer under that supervision, "I dont want to know" was all she said. Total Roxor.

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"It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird"

My Physics teacher was a legend, completely insane. And brilliantly combined this with being a middle aged woman, making it utterly bizzare.

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My blog, gaming and private life ramblings ensue!

Your Physics teacher isn't called Mr Brown, is he?

But my last English teacher was fucking awesome.

We spend half the glass laughing away because he was so goddamned funny, he had this rapport going on that was just incredible to watch.

I still remember the day he brought a digeridoo from his wife (who was in Australia) in to class and nearly whacked someone on the head with it.

Or the time we had a dance off in class.

:-)

It's such a shame he's leaving this year :-(.

Still, I came fourth top in our year (beat into third by one point D:<

BTW, do you guys have Guidance teachers?

Ours is a fucking legend. He told us of the time he once took someones phone off them (they wouldn't stop dicking about with it) and smashed it off the wall.

He also tells us these ace stories of when he was our age.

He's put me off of drink driving through his story of how he came across his drunk friends car.

His head was 50 meters away from the body.

He's had rods put through his back (broke it) two cases where he's been seriously sick, prompting someone to say "are you next?"

But he's awesome in that he doesn't take any shit from people, and praises those who do well (Me ).

Whoo, long post.

And no monies cos it's an edit >

Edited by tin can man, 15.09.2007

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Most of the class call him Mr P. He's the man, just let one of our students light his hand on fire, with metho I think. When we went to watch the lunar eclipse at school, we all stayed inside and watched the 300, untill it was time to go out.

Most Lax teacher, though I have to say almost all of our highschool Senior students get away with almost anything...Public education, got to love it.

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"It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird"

Just thought I would make a post saying hi before I did in any other topics!

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Hey, welcome Okinoki. As cool as your sig is, you might want to reduce it a little. Bit too big as it is.

Where you hail from, friend?

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And fate is setting up the chessboard while death rolls out the dice. Anyone for tennis, wouldn't that be nice?

I'm Big G, from Cambridge England. I like loads of games and am currently SEGA to make shenmue 3

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Big G: The Ultimate Lovin' Machine

Hay-lo G-Man.

I've never played the Shenmune series although I've heard numerous things about it from some other people on this site.

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Welcome Okinoki and Big G, nice to see some actual new faces, and to see the community around here grow, bit by bit. I'm Martin, I do a few bits and bobs around here, though not much lately as I've been caught up in college and some other stuff. You'll see me around more int he coming months though. Tell us a bit about yourselves?

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What is life? But a small victory over what eventually kills you anyway?

Quote: dartmonkey

If my 360 dies outside warranty I'll gut it and use it to incubate ostrich eggs.

West Herts?

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